Total Medals Earned: 3,695 (From 671 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,385 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 8/10 (190/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/40 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Find the programmer's card
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Medals Earned: 5/8 (145/395 points)
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Reload any weapon 100 times
Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Equalize 500 targets
Play for 4 hours
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/205 points)
You destroyed his abs
You Knocked him out
You won the fight!
You won the game rather quickly
His ribs are showing bro!
At least his face looks better now
Not a scratch on your face
Medals Earned: 11/13 (220/370 points)
Kill Brigand in Armor
Kill Giant
Kill Giant in Armor
Kill Barbarian Bull Rider
Kill Destroyer
Kill Troll
Kill King Golem
Kill Metal Machine
Kill Wooden Machine
Kill Scorpion King
Kill War-mammoth
Kill Death Machine
Kill Dark Lord