Total Medals Earned: 4,445 (From 875 different games.) Total Medal Score: 74,065 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/160 points)
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Kill 300 enemies on a single run
Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/490 points)
Start an Adventure
People start greeting you on the streets.
You get all kinds of presents from thanksful villagers.
Your name is famous in several Kingdoms
People want to fight for you.
People are naming their children after you.
A statue was build for you.
You are crowned to be the King of the Blobzone.
Thousands of Men fight under your regency.
You are seen as the greatest Hero there has ever been.
They even tell Legends about your Sword now.
Only you can save the world.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 6/23 (35/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
oh my god it's so intense!
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Medals Earned: 9/19 (365/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 7/30 (65/500 points)
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Try both game modes in one session
Find me two sporks
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 9/13 (120/420 points)
Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.
Make a bullseye hit with the dart.
Find how to throw up an anvil.
Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.
Find how to kill yourself.
Make 20 fastkill with the ball.
Kill 2000 zombies.
Awarded for 100% of game progress.
Completing all of these things.
Awarded for 130% of game progress.
Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.
Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.
Kill 10000 zombies.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/165 points)
Finish cam 4
Finish cam 8
Finish cam 20
Finish cam 12
Finish cam 19
Finish the game
Collect all 15 orbs in one playthrough
Finish the game in "Ghost Mode" (unlocked after first completing the game)